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IDIOTS! All 78 of them!

I apologize if you are listed and don’t want the world to know you’re a spam idiot. If you think you’re not an idiot, please leave a comment and I will reconsider your spam idiot score on my scale of 1 to 2; with 2 being the highest you can get. Keep in mind, the rule to get the high score of 2 is to comment again.

My comments for each one is in blue so they stand out below.

• #20
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• #19
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• #18
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• #17
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• #16
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• #15
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• #14
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• #13
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• #12
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• #11
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• #10
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• #9
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• #6
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• #5
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• #4
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• #3
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• #1
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I have others but it’s just too many to list and you’ll lose interest.

Does anyone know what I can do to stop this? I’m happy Akismet caught these, but I worry about the ones it lets through. I don’t want to worry about stupid spam bots or other IDIOTS and I want to let comments appear instantly. Please help.

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Needless to say, I changed my comment control back to “I’m going to look at it first.“

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